Online chatting!!

Online chatting!!

A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real bigMNC’s )
Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow…am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you onChat
Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get someCoffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to hisseat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates n-th prime number,given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if
I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female toArrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)



Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print n-th prime Number;given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.

You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out .


Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work.

Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.ok?


Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!

AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

LET US BE AWARE AND ALERT

DONT KNOW ABOUT ITS AUTHENTICITY, BUT BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRYWE ALL ACCEPT CARDS WITHOUT LEAST HESITATION, ITS A BIT HARD TODIGEST THEN AGAIN, WHATS THE HARM IN PLAYING SAFE

Lets be Aware & Alert.....!!!

Warning......Share with your sisters, daughters, nieces, mothers, and female friends. This Incident has been confirmed. A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting petrol in her car and left his card. She said no ,but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odour was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the service station.She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her..This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rap drug and is transferable on simple cards..So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services.

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