Friday, January 29, 2010

Online chatting!!




Online chatting!!

A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat.
(Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real bigMNC’s )
Hero: Hey…GM (Good Morning)… How’s u doing today?
Female: VGM…Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero: wow…am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you onChat
Female: Yep…me too feel the same…Brb (be right back)’ll get someCoffee.
Hero: OK
(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to hisseat.)
Manager: Hey, I need some help from you
Hero: [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates n-th prime number,given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero: I would do that, but I think it’s quite hard, is it ok with you, if
I Give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]
(Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female toArrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window…)



Female: Hey, am back
Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She’s kinda….. keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work
Female: Yeah, it’s the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero: Yep, u rite!!
Female: Hey, can u do me a favor
Hero: *smiles* sure, why not.
Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print n-th prime Number;given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz.

You know it’s real Urgent for me to work this out .


Hero: hey, that’s a one-hour’s work.

Sure check Urmail in an hour from now.ok?


Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!

AND ONE MORE POINT…. YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

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